And then, because he had time to kill,
Calvin decided to try his hand at Snake Charming.
End result:
Snake bite.

And then, because he had time to kill,

Calvin decided to try his hand at Snake Charming.

End result:

Snake bite.

/cue triumphant music
/seriously guys all I can hear right now are trumpets
/blaring
/in my ears
/oh god

/cue triumphant music

/seriously guys all I can hear right now are trumpets

/blaring

/in my ears

/oh god

And here he finally gets around to returning the Relic of King Hoojib!
FINALLY.

And here he finally gets around to returning the Relic of King Hoojib!

FINALLY.

…
This is only your second shot of Nectar.
Your first shot, you said you didn’t care either way about it.

This is only your second shot of Nectar.

Your first shot, you said you didn’t care either way about it.

Calvin, what are you thinking, sitting drinking Nectar and getting a sugar high instead of returning the relic?
YOU’VE GOT A JOB TO DO MAN

Calvin, what are you thinking, sitting drinking Nectar and getting a sugar high instead of returning the relic?

YOU’VE GOT A JOB TO DO MAN

Also, just to let you know because I am a derp who is way too easily entertained,
The queue won’t pick up again until I Calvinize a meme response so jdjjsd /shot

And yet…
Three other mysterious doors, each with a keystone opening?!
INTERESTING!
Will investigate further on the next trip!

And yet…

Three other mysterious doors, each with a keystone opening?!

INTERESTING!

Will investigate further on the next trip!

THE LOST RELIC OF KING HOOJIB
PRAISE BE

THE LOST RELIC OF KING HOOJIB

PRAISE BE

Oh, look!
A treasure chest that shines with a strange and suspicious light!
Could this be what I was looking for?

Oh, look!

A treasure chest that shines with a strange and suspicious light!

Could this be what I was looking for?

Oh… this was… right beneath the bazaar…
…
WHO WOULD PUT A FREAKING TOMB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MARKET CENTRAL WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

Oh… this was… right beneath the bazaar…

WHO WOULD PUT A FREAKING TOMB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MARKET CENTRAL WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

Calvin Arc Finished! (for now)

While I will probably return to Calvin and take him adventuring again sometime in the future, for now he’s all adventured out! (I know hard to believe especially since it was only three Sim days),

but he did manage to complete his quest for the Lost Relic of King Hoojib! Huzzah!

Anyways, I’ll be queuing up the screenshots from the last part of the arc, which are surprisingly few in number, and then I’ll have a poll or two asking what you guys want me to do next and to also sort out a few things<3

I’ll keep working on my To Do List for the next hour and a half, though, if anyone is interested in popping into the tinychat!

Okay, the first Calvin spam is over!

With that little cliffie, hopefully you guys won’t kill me when I say the next installment might take a while.
Though to answer some unasked questions:
Yes, that was all from one session of Sims. I get a lot done, right? ;D loljk
Second, yes, I did accidentally go to the wrong tomb. Got some cool stuff out of it, but nothing I actually needed to complete the quest.
The next installment will be searching through as many other tombs as I can until I actually manage to find this chick’s lost ancient artifact.

WHADDAYA MEAN IT WAS THE WRONG TOMB?!

WHADDAYA MEAN IT WAS THE WRONG TOMB?!

Hi, fancy meeting you again!
&#8230; You don&#8217;t&#8230;?
I&#8217;m the guy that went to retrieve the lost relic from that tomb for you&#8230;
:/

Hi, fancy meeting you again!

… You don’t…?

I’m the guy that went to retrieve the lost relic from that tomb for you…

:/